From George Will’s column:

This refers to the once-in-a-generation, light-the-sparklers opportunity to choose between two presidential candidates roundly disliked by American majorities. It is enough to drive one to drink something stronger than beer.

Remember, the only thing more ineffectual than voting is voting while drunk. Oh, no, wait…they’re both equally effectual at…doing whatever it is that votes do in a de facto majority rule democracy.

-JD Cross