I have always thought Siri sucked. I used it for about five minutes before never touching it again. Except sometimes I have to “touch” it: for some reason whenever I want to listen to a voicemail and raise the phone to my ear Siri thinks I want to speak to her. She’s stupid and because of that she’s totally insufferable.
Apple got Siri wrong. Luckily, for them, they’re big enough that getting one thing (or many things) wrong doesn’t matter. Better luck next time.